Monday 10 December 2007

Lament for a Laptop


I had a trusty little laptop.

It was always by my side

Until one day quite recently

When it just up and died


It had been a good computer

A real faithful friend

It did everything I asked of it

Right up until the end


I missed my old computer

And my mood - it was quite bleak

So very soon I gave in

And for another one did seek


With some expert advice from Brother

(And my dad to pay the bill)

I got a newer model

The old one’s hole to fill.


The new one came with demos

Of games of every kind

Some just to entertain you

Some to exercise your mind.


I especially liked “Chuzzles”

A gorgeous little game.

And also “Virtual Villagers”

Where survival is the aim.


All these new, fun demos

Did help my heart to melt,

But other things were missing.

At least that’s how it felt.


Most noticeable was Office.

Its absence is a problem.

I miss Word and PowerPoint.

What will I do without them?


So now I must buy Office

Without breaking the bank

But finally that’s possible.

www.itsnotcheating.com.au, I thank.


But there is some more good news-

A fantastic competition

With prizes for the greatest blogs

That give this deal a mention.


When I heard this great news

To my new computer did I run

To write a blog to enter

A poem just for fun.


If my blog did win

I’d think it was quite funny

Because www.mycanvascard.com.au

Would give me lots of money


But if a better blog is found

And I don’t win the money

Contiki might give me a trip

To Europe with my Honey.


To win this fantastic trip

I now have to rely on you

Because to win this prize

Many comments are the cue


So go ahead, don’t waste time

Write me a little comment

And if I’m really lucky

I might win a great prize from it.


What a legacy my old laptop

Would then be able to leave

If I ended by winning a prize

When I started out to grieve.

53 comments:

me said...

Great poem! I really liked it. How long did it take you to write it? My mother and I want to know, who's your honey? :)

me said...

I like the way you set up your blog. it looks alot better with the graphics up the top.

Joolz said...

Great poetry. I hope you do well.

Emma said...

"My Honey" is just a poetic device because it is a trip for two- But it would make a great Honeymoon...

me said...

How boring... I thought i could start some gossip... :)

Emma said...

Oh, and I forgot to say that it took me about half an hour to write.

Martin said...

Fascinating, very interesting. Enjoyable, especially knowing said dead lappy. I see one is trying to keep the family tradition alive of scamming free stuff from Microsoft...

Robert Kingston said...

It's better than Vogon poetry!

Can I come to England if you win?

Martin said...

I don't know, I did enjoy the ode to the piece of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer's morning.

And I have a suspicion that you might well be the one going to England. More wins for you I see.

Robert Kingston said...

Ah, a fellow Galactic Hitch-hiker.

See if you can place this quote then "Yes, I've read a poem - dont faint".

Martin said...

Can't place, my bad. I haven't read the books yet in my defence. I have however listened to the record (4 sides, oh yeah) multiple times, and am looking for books to read. I have watched the movie, but that isn't the storyline so its not a biggie. And the game is legendary too. It's possibly the most challenging game I've ever played, but it drips with command line coolness. Some cred here please!

Robert Kingston said...

That quote isnt a HHGTTG reference.

And it is from something I know you've seen.

P.S. do you think Emma based this on my own poem "Lament for the 5510"? Actually - I just reread my poem (on my website) and it's really lame. This one is much better.

Martin said...

It definitely has the same sort of theme, but I'm not sure that it is actually based on it. It could be, but I don't think so. First of all, its a bit short, so that would be a bit of an issue, but the overall theme of them both are somewhat similar. I'd sue her for plagiarism, you never know what you can get! Lol, that's assuming you would ever want to sue your sister...

I'd be tempted to say that it wasn't based on it, but I can see what you're talking about.

Emma said...

Ok- Its not based on Rob's poem. Mostly because I'd completely forgotten that he had written that one (if I ever knew).

Now I will have to check it out, though, just to see how similar it is.

Emma said...

I have now read Rob's poem. It is nothing like mine apart from the fact that it has "lament for" in the title and it is written about a piece of technology.

Terreth said...

Well done!
I hope it all comes together.
Terry

Robert Kingston said...

Dont worry - I wont be sueing my sister - especially not while there's a chance she might take me to England.

Although - if she wins the money...

Emma said...

The entire quote is actually

"Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

And its from Serenity

Robert Kingston said...

Well - I was close.

Fidget said...

I'm her 'Honey' and she's taking me to England to see the Queen.

me said...

Well, you know I pulled a Tori. I've been trying to send you commens and it kept rejecting me! I decided to make another account. I did just what I thought my other account was but I guess I was wrong... becuase it went through... Oh well, maybe I'll remember this one... Ha, ha... now back to the comments I'd written earlier or at least tried to... My cat says hi to fidget (really). And fidget will you take a picture of the queen for me?

me said...

You know i got on here to see the 20 comments and found two little boys chating amongst themselves... Shocking can't you two talk except on Emma's blog? :) So emma I'll take to you! You seem to be well versed. I'm not familiar with Serenity. what's it about. It sounds funny.

me said...

Hey I know what happen'd! I didn't activate my account... oops... Now I know... :)

Emma said...

In reply to "Me"- aka Dienece

Serenity is funny, but its probably not really your sort of movie because it is a science fiction.

Its best describe as an old style western set in space in the future.

Robert Kingston said...

Ah now I know who "me" is.

Welcome to Emma's blog.

me said...

Hey I don't know what I did but I found my account again. How'd I lose it? Don't ask me I have no idea... Talk to Emma's dead computer. I think it might have gotten mad and did something. I blame the dead computer... Anyway, I got on here before to leave a message hopefully this works... testing, testing...

me said...

It worked! now... Old western set in space. That would be very odd... Hi Robert! :) thanks for the welcome. by the way is fidget asleep? I asked her (it is her right?) a question!

Robert Kingston said...

It's a pretty good chance. Fidget is normally either asleep, half-asleep, or eating.

She's probably been doing more of the first 2 and less of the 3rd while she's been sick though.

Joolz said...

Yeah that is true. Also her human typist is only home occassionally so she doesn't blog often.

Robert Kingston said...

Only a few days left in the competition now Loopy!

Emma said...

I had actually completely forgotten about it- other things on my mind I guess.

Oh, and its almost Dad's birthday as well.

Anonymous said...

Excellent poem with very good meter and rhyme.

Anonymous said...

I really enjoyed your poem! Truly, I felt so sad at the death of your computer and even now I can feel tears welling up as I read your poem again! Good luck!

Anonymous said...

Hello! Michael (Kerrison) here. Great poem, Ive read it before. I hope you win your trip!

Joolz said...

Nice poem kiddo

Mum

Anonymous said...

You had fun!
Finally got around to look at it :)

Anonymous said...

I havent checked your blog in ages, probably since mine died. But here I am back again to help you win a competition. I hope you are planning on packing me in your suitcase if you win.
From Tori (cause I have forgotten my google account pasword again)

Anonymous said...

I havent checked your blog in ages, probably since mine died. But here I am back again to help you win a competition. I hope you are planning on packing me in your suitcase if you win.
From Tori (cause I have forgotten my google account pasword again)

Anonymous said...

Nice poem! I wrote a poem last night but it wasn't as good.

Hope you winz!

Anonymous said...

Ok I just tried to post a comment. I'm not sure it ever made it... What I said was (in short). Great poem. Wish I could go to Englad with you if you win but "my honey" wouldn't be very happy with me if I did. Ok I'll try this again. I know you're at home right now waiting for me to call but I'm trying to help your blog... if I could just figure out how to post a comment. love, Dienece Ps please be patient with me!

Anonymous said...

Oh goody! I finally did it! Ok Emma I'm going home now! :) call you soon! Dienece

Anonymous said...

But what if you win second prize in the competition - you'll have yet another laptop to add to the collection.

Anonymous said...

Great Poem. Don't take Rob with you - he doesn't deserve it after all his accusations of plagiarism. Your mother is far more deserving! Libby

Anonymous said...

Hey Emma, Your poetry is awesome :) I love to write poetry myself, but being able to read someone else's poetry is refreshing. Keep on with it!! Hope you get to go to England :)

Anonymous said...

I tried to add a comment yesterday, but it hasn't appeared so I guess I missed some important step. Trying again ... with advice from 1 successful blogger and 1 unsuccessful blogger. One wonders how many comments you've missed from dummies like me (whoops ... I guess I'd best be careful how I describe others)
Like your poem. Not being a computer nerd I also liked learning that you could download Microsoft programme for free from itsnotcheating.com.
okay ... now I'm going to type in the word verification, select Anonymous and hope this gets through.
Hope you WIN!!!

Anonymous said...

My memory you did jog,
Please read my blog!
I came, I saw,
Made comments by the score.
What, can't you find them either?
That's cause they are in the ether!

That's awful...
I'd best leave the poetry to you Em.

Jana said...

Nice! Good luck on winning! :)

Emma said...

Does anyone know who 'mr youth' is. I have no idea- and I'm a bit curious.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Lots of comments. There is a really easy way to cheat at this though: just type one letter per post and post 1,954,562.967324631 times. Sorry, just felt like typing a random number. Hope you win! Mike

Anonymous said...

Come on- does no one know who Mr Youth is?

Who are you?

Robert Kingston said...

How exactly do you post .97 of a time?

And I'm not Mr Youth - I'm too old for that.

Robert Kingston said...

Congrats Loopy - can I come to England with you?

Unknown said...

Hi Emma,
Dave here from Microsoft. I have been trying to contact you re: your blog.
Can you please contact me asap at t-davh@microsoft.com
Thanks!